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They
had a very fine day for Box Hill; and all the other outward
circumstances of arrangement, accommodation, and punctuality, were in
favour of a pleasant party. Mr. Weston directed the whole,
officiating safely between Hartfield and the Vicarage, and every body
was in good time. Emma and Harriet went together; Miss Bates
and
her niece, with the Eltons; the gentlemen on horseback. Mrs. Weston
remained with Mr. Woodhouse. Nothing was wanting but to be
happy when they got there. Seven miles were
travelled
in expectation of enjoyment, and every body had a burst of admiration
on first arriving; but in the general amount of the day there was
deficiency. There was a languor, a want of spirits, a want of
union, which could not be got over. They separated too much
into
parties. The Eltons walked together; Mr. Knightley took charge of Miss
Bates and Jane; and Emma and Harriet belonged to Frank Churchill. And
Mr. Weston tried, in vain, to make them harmonise better. It
seemed at first an accidental division, but it never materially varied.
Mr. and Mrs. Elton, indeed, shewed no unwillingness to mix, and be as
agreeable as they could; but during the two whole hours that were spent
on the hill, there seemed a principle of separation, between the other
parties, too strong for any fine prospects, or any cold collation, or
any cheerful Mr. Weston, to remove.
At first it was downright dullness to Emma. She had never
seen
Frank Churchill so silent and stupid. He said nothing worth
hearing-- looked without seeing--admired without intelligence--
listened without knowing what she said. While he was so dull,
it
was no wonder that Harriet should be dull likewise; and they were both
insufferable.
When they all sat down it was better; to her taste a great deal better,
for Frank Churchill grew talkative and gay, making her his first
object. Every distinguishing attention that could be paid, was paid to
her. To amuse her, and be agreeable in her eyes, seemed all that he
cared for--and Emma, glad to be enlivened, not sorry to be flattered,
was gay and easy too, and gave him all the friendly encouragement, the
admission to be gallant, which she had ever given in the first and most
animating period of their acquaintance; but which now, in her own
estimation, meant nothing, though in the judgment of most people
looking on it must have had such an appearance as no English word but
flirtation could very well describe. "Mr. Frank Churchill and
Miss Woodhouse flirted together excessively." They were
laying
themselves open to that very phrase--and to having it sent off in a
letter to Maple Grove by one lady, to Ireland by another. Not that Emma
was gay and thoughtless from any real felicity; it was rather because
she felt less happy than she had expected. She laughed because she was
disappointed; and though she liked him for his attentions, and thought
them all, whether in friendship, admiration, or playfulness, extremely
judicious, they were not winning back her heart. She still
intended him for her friend.
"How much I am obliged to you," said he, "for telling me to come
to-day!-- If it had not been for you, I should certainly have lost all
the happiness of this party. I had quite determined to go
away
again."
"Yes, you were very cross; and I do not know what about, except that
you were too late for the best strawberries. I was a kinder friend than
you deserved. But you were humble. You begged hard to be
commanded to come."
"Don't say I was cross. I was fatigued. The heat
overcame
me."
"It is hotter to-day."
"Not to my feelings. I am perfectly comfortable to-day."
"You are comfortable because you are under command."
"Your command?--Yes."
"Perhaps I intended you to say so, but I meant self-command. You had,
somehow or other, broken bounds yesterday, and run away from your own
management; but to-day you are got back again--and as I cannot be
always with you, it is best to believe your temper under your own
command rather than mine."
"It comes to the same thing. I can have no self-command
without a
motive. You order me, whether you speak or not. And
you can
be always with me. You are always with me."
"Dating from three o'clock yesterday. My perpetual influence
could not begin earlier, or you would not have been so much out of
humour before."
"Three o'clock yesterday! That is your date. I
thought I
had seen you first in February."
"Your gallantry is really unanswerable. But (lowering her
voice)-- nobody speaks except ourselves, and it is rather too much to
be talking nonsense for the entertainment of seven silent people."
"I say nothing of which I am ashamed," replied he, with lively
impudence. "I saw you first in February. Let every body on
the
Hill hear me if they can. Let my accents swell to Mickleham
on
one side, and Dorking on the other. I saw you first in
February." And then whispering-- "Our companions are
excessively stupid. What shall we do to
rouse
them? Any nonsense will serve. They shall talk.
Ladies and
gentlemen, I am ordered by Miss Woodhouse (who, wherever she is,
presides) to say, that she desires to know what you are all thinking
of?"
Some laughed, and answered good-humouredly. Miss Bates said a great
deal; Mrs. Elton swelled at the idea of Miss Woodhouse's presiding; Mr.
Knightley's answer was the most distinct.
"Is Miss Woodhouse sure that she would like to hear what we are all
thinking of?"
"Oh! no, no"--cried Emma, laughing as carelessly as she could-- "Upon
no account in the world. It is the very last thing I would
stand
the brunt of just now. Let me hear any thing rather than what
you
are all thinking of. I will not say quite all. There are one
or
two, perhaps, (glancing at Mr. Weston and Harriet,) whose thoughts I
might not be afraid of knowing."
"It is a sort of thing," cried Mrs. Elton emphatically, "which I should
not have thought myself privileged to inquire into. Though,
perhaps, as the Chaperon of the party-- I never
was in any
circle--exploring parties--young ladies--married women--"
Her mutterings were chiefly to her husband; and he murmured, in reply,
"Very true, my love, very true. Exactly so, indeed--quite
unheard
of-- but some ladies say any thing. Better pass it off as a
joke.
Every body knows what is due to you."
"It will not do," whispered Frank to Emma; "they are most of them
affronted. I will attack them with more address. Ladies and
gentlemen--I am ordered by Miss Woodhouse to say, that she waives her
right of knowing exactly what you may all be thinking of, and only
requires something very entertaining from each of you, in a general
way. Here are seven of you, besides myself, (who, she is
pleased
to say, am very entertaining already,) and she only demands from each
of you either one thing very clever, be it prose or
verse, original or repeated--or two things moderately clever-- or three
things very dull indeed, and she engages to laugh heartily at them all."
"Oh! very well," exclaimed Miss Bates, "then I need not be uneasy.
`Three things very dull indeed.' That will just do for me,
you
know. I shall be sure to say three dull things as soon as ever I open
my mouth, shan't I? (looking round with the most good-humoured
dependence on every body's assent)--Do not you all think I shall?"
Emma could not resist.
"Ah! ma'am, but there may be a difficulty. Pardon me--but you
will be limited as to number--only three at once."
Miss Bates, deceived by the mock ceremony of her manner, did not
immediately catch her meaning; but, when it burst on her, it could not
anger, though a slight blush shewed that it could pain her.
"Ah!--well--to be sure. Yes, I see what she means, (turning
to
Mr. Knightley,) and I will try to hold my tongue. I must make
myself very disagreeable, or she would not have said such a thing to an
old friend."
"I like your plan," cried Mr. Weston. "Agreed,
agreed. I
will do my best. I am making a conundrum. How will
a
conundrum reckon?"
"Low, I am afraid, sir, very low," answered his son;--"but we shall be
indulgent--especially to any one who leads the way."
"No, no," said Emma, "it will not reckon low. A conundrum of
Mr.
Weston's shall clear him and his next neighbour. Come, sir,
pray
let me hear it."
"I doubt its being very clever myself," said Mr. Weston. "It is too
much a matter of fact, but here it is.--What two letters of the
alphabet are there, that express perfection?"
"What two letters!--express perfection! I am sure I do not
know."
"Ah! you will never guess. You, (to Emma), I am certain, will
never guess.--I will tell you.--M. and A.--Em-ma.--Do you understand?"
Understanding and gratification came together. It might be a
very
indifferent piece of wit, but Emma found a great deal to laugh at and
enjoy in it--and so did Frank and Harriet.--It did not seem to touch
the rest of the party equally; some looked very stupid about it, and
Mr. Knightley gravely said,
"This explains the sort of clever thing that is wanted, and Mr. Weston
has done very well for himself; but he must have knocked up every body
else. Perfection should not have come quite so soon."
"Oh! for myself, I protest I must be excused," said Mrs. Elton; "I
really cannot attempt--I am not at all fond of the sort of thing. I had
an acrostic once sent to me upon my
own name, which I
was not at all
pleased with. I knew who it came from. An
abominable
puppy!-- You know who I mean (nodding to her husband). These kind of
things are very well at Christmas, when one is sitting round the fire;
but quite out of place, in my opinion, when one is exploring about the
country in summer. Miss Woodhouse must excuse me. I
am
not one of those who have witty things at every body's service. I do
not pretend to be a wit. I have a great deal of vivacity in
my
own way, but I really must be allowed to judge when to speak and when
to hold my tongue. Pass us, if you please, Mr. Churchill.
Pass
Mr. E., Knightley, Jane, and myself. We have nothing clever
to
say-- not one of us.
"Yes, yes, pray pass me," added her husband, with a sort of sneering
consciousness; "I have nothing to say that can entertain Miss
Woodhouse, or any other young lady. An old married man--
quite
good for nothing. Shall we walk, Augusta?"
"With all my heart. I am really tired of exploring so long on
one
spot. Come, Jane, take my other arm."
Jane declined it, however, and the husband and wife walked off. "Happy
couple!" said Frank Churchill, as soon as they were out of
hearing:--"How well they suit one another!--Very lucky-- marrying as
they did, upon an acquaintance formed only in a public place!--They
only knew each other, I think, a few weeks in Bath!
Peculiarly
lucky!-- for as to any real knowledge of a person's disposition that
Bath, or any public place, can give--it is all nothing; there can be no
knowledge. It is only by seeing women in their own homes,
among
their own set, just as they always are, that you can form any just
judgment. Short of that, it is all guess and luck-- and will
generally be ill-luck. How many a man has committed himself on a short
acquaintance, and rued it all the rest of his life!"
Miss Fairfax, who had seldom spoken before, except among her own
confederates, spoke now.
"Such things do occur, undoubtedly."--She was stopped by a cough. Frank
Churchill turned towards her to listen.
"You were speaking," said he, gravely. She recovered her
voice.
"I was only going to observe, that though such unfortunate
circumstances do sometimes occur both to men and women, I cannot
imagine them to be very frequent. A hasty and imprudent
attachment may arise-- but there is generally time to recover from it
afterwards. I would be understood to mean, that it can be
only
weak, irresolute characters, (whose happiness must be always at the
mercy of chance,) who will suffer an unfortunate acquaintance to be an
inconvenience, an oppression for ever."
He made no answer; merely looked, and bowed in submission; and soon
afterwards said, in a lively tone,
"Well, I have so little confidence in my own judgment, that whenever I
marry, I hope some body will chuse my wife for me. Will you?
(turning to Emma.) Will you chuse a wife for me?--I am sure I should
like any body fixed on by you. You provide for the family,
you
know, (with a smile at his father). Find some body for me. I am in no
hurry. Adopt her, educate her."
"And make her like myself."
"By all means, if you can."
"Very well. I undertake the commission. You shall
have a
charming wife."
"She must be very lively, and have hazel eyes. I care for
nothing
else. I shall go abroad for a couple of years--and when I return, I
shall come to you for my wife. Remember."
Emma was in no danger of forgetting. It was a commission to
touch
every favourite feeling. Would not Harriet be the very
creature
described? Hazel eyes excepted, two years more might make her all that
he wished. He might even have Harriet in his thoughts at the moment;
who could say? Referring the education to her seemed to imply
it.
"Now, ma'am," said Jane to her aunt, "shall we join Mrs. Elton?"
"If you please, my dear. With all my heart. I am
quite
ready. I was ready to have gone with her, but this will do just as
well. We shall soon overtake her. There she is--no, that's
somebody else. That's one of the ladies in the Irish car party, not at
all like her.-- Well, I declare--"
They walked off, followed in half a minute by Mr. Knightley. Mr.
Weston, his son, Emma, and Harriet, only remained; and the young man's
spirits now rose to a pitch almost unpleasant. Even Emma grew
tired at last of flattery and merriment, and wished herself rather
walking quietly about with any of the others, or sitting almost alone,
and quite unattended to, in tranquil observation of the beautiful views
beneath her. The appearance of the servants looking out for
them
to give notice of the carriages was a joyful sight; and even the bustle
of collecting and preparing to depart, and the solicitude of Mrs. Elton
to have her carriage first,
were gladly endured, in the prospect of the quiet drive home which was
to close the very questionable enjoyments of this day of pleasure. Such
another scheme, composed of so many ill-assorted people, she hoped
never to be betrayed into again.
While waiting for the carriage, she found Mr. Knightley by her side. He
looked around, as if to see that no one were near, and then said,
"Emma, I must once more speak to you as I have been used to do: a
privilege rather endured than allowed, perhaps, but I must still use
it. I cannot see you acting wrong, without a remonstrance.
How
could you be so unfeeling to Miss Bates? How could you be so
insolent in your wit to a woman of her character, age, and situation?--
Emma, I had not thought it possible."
Emma recollected, blushed, was sorry, but tried to laugh it off.
"Nay, how could I help saying what I did?--Nobody could have helped it.
It was not so very bad. I dare say she did not understand me."
"I assure you she did. She felt your full meaning.
She has
talked of it since. I wish you could have heard how she
talked of
it-- with what candour and generosity. I wish you could have
heard her honouring your forbearance, in being able to pay her such
attentions, as she was for ever receiving from yourself and your
father, when her society must be so irksome."
"Oh!" cried Emma, "I know there is not a better creature in the world:
but you must allow, that what is good and what is ridiculous are most
unfortunately blended in her."
"They are blended," said he, "I acknowledge; and, were she prosperous,
I could allow much for the occasional prevalence of the ridiculous over
the good. Were she a woman of fortune, I would leave every
harmless absurdity to take its chance, I would not quarrel with you for
any liberties of manner. Were she your equal in situation--
but,
Emma, consider how far this is from being the case. She is
poor;
she has sunk from the comforts she was born to; and, if she live to old
age, must probably sink more. Her situation should secure
your
compassion. It was badly done, indeed! You, whom
she had
known from an infant, whom she had seen grow up from a period when her
notice was an honour, to have you now, in thoughtless spirits, and the
pride of the moment, laugh at her, humble her--and before her niece,
too--and before others, many of whom (certainly some,) would be
entirely guided by your treatment of her.-- This is not pleasant to
you, Emma--and it is very far from pleasant to me; but I must, I
will,--I will tell you truths while I can; satisfied with proving
myself your friend by very faithful counsel, and trusting that you will
some time or other do me greater justice than you can do now."
While they talked, they were advancing towards the carriage; it was
ready; and, before she could speak again, he had handed her in. He had
misinterpreted the feelings which had kept her face averted, and her
tongue motionless. They were combined only of anger against
herself, mortification, and deep concern. She had not been
able
to speak; and, on entering the carriage, sunk back for a moment
overcome--then reproaching herself for having taken no leave, making no
acknowledgment, parting in apparent sullenness, she looked out with
voice and hand eager to shew a difference; but it was just too
late. He had turned away, and the horses were in
motion.
She continued to look back, but in vain; and soon, with what appeared
unusual speed, they were half way down the hill, and every thing left
far behind. She was vexed beyond what could have been
expressed--almost beyond what she could conceal. Never had she felt so
agitated, mortified, grieved, at any circumstance in her
life.
She was most forcibly struck. The truth of this
representation
there was no denying. She felt it at her heart. How could she
have been so brutal, so cruel to Miss Bates!
How
could she have exposed herself to such ill opinion in any one she
valued! And how suffer him to leave her without saying one word of
gratitude, of concurrence, of common kindness!
Time did not compose her. As she reflected more, she seemed
but
to feel it more. She never had been so depressed.
Happily
it was not necessary to speak. There was only Harriet, who
seemed
not in spirits herself, fagged, and very willing to be silent; and Emma
felt the tears running down her cheeks almost all the way home, without
being at any trouble to check them, extraordinary as they were.